We're not going to lie to you, billy goats stink. They stink to high heaven, eight times around the sun and back. But guess what? It works for them. The lady goats love the smell and that's all that matters. We're not going into the nasty, nasty. We're just trying to make a living by selling you some cute socks. You know - kids to feed, bills to pay, and so on. Here's the truth - the billy goats featured on our socks are actually the exception to the rule. We can honestly and proudly tell you that our billy goats do not stink. They might emit a mild odor if you don't wash them every once in a while, but it's nothing like the original. Nothing comes close to that. Ladies, your Billy Goats socks are waiting to show your feet some love.
Socks with a little sass and a dash of Attic Salt. Keep your feet warm and make a statement! Machine wash cold. Do not bleach or iron. To reduce damage and if you're feeling very fancy, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer.