So who’s the Salty Bitch in your life? Everybody gets a little salty sometimes. And it’s not only the ladies. Guys you get that salty feeling too. Even if you don’t say it out loud, the saltiness inside is realz. Remember that time you raised your hand to answer a question in class and you got it wrong? Then the kid who bullied you mercilessly every freaking day, he got it right? That spicy feeling inside was some fourth grade salt. How about when you’re eyeing that seat on the train and some loud-talking douche comes out of nowhere beats you to it? And proceeds to manspread! That feeling you’re feeling? Yup, your salt levels are bubbling, friend. No worries though. Salt makes everything better. We need it in our life as much as our food.
So who’s the Salty Bitch in your life? Everybody gets a little salty sometimes. And it’s not only the ladies. Guys you get that salty feeling too. Even if you don’t say it out loud, the saltiness inside is realz. Remember that time you raised your hand to answer a question in class and you got it wrong? Then the kid who bullied you mercilessly every freaking day, he got it right? That spicy feeling inside was some fourth grade salt. How about when you’re eyeing that seat on the train and some loud-talking douche comes out of nowhere beats you to it? And proceeds to manspread! That feeling you’re feeling? Yup, your salt levels are bubbling, friend. No worries though. Salt makes everything better. We need it in our life as much as our food.
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