Saint Keanu Tee

$24.99

Saint Keanu Tee

$24.99
By Headline Shirts

Item # TEE-202000019605

$24.99
Size: S
Keanu was born destined for greatness. How could he not be with a name that literally means cool breeze over the mountains in Hawaiian. His path to sainthood is reflected in his movies. It began one Sweet November when, walking along the River's Edge, he met the little Budha who told him he had The Gift. Keanu later described it as The Day the Earth Stood Still. When Little B says he was a Man of Tai Chi,  Keanu laughed and looked down and saw that he was also a Thumbsucker. This didn't faze St. Keanu. He decided to play the Devil's Advocate and asked if he'd ever seen the Neon Demon, but Little B was already gone. That encounter sparked a Chain Reaction in Keanu. He felt exposed and cold To the Bone, as if he'd spent a long winter in Siberia. His uncle Constantine invited him to stay on his farm, but Keanu told him "I Love You to Death but I'm just not Feeling Minnesota." Instead he bought The Lakehouse from his friend John Wick. Keanu loves living along the River's Edge and when he needs to clear his head, he takes a Walk in the Clouds.

Comfortable and casual style graphic t-shirt for everyday of the week! Our Graphic Tees are the perfect not-too-loose and not-too-tight crew neck. These tees are designed for him, her, or them, and fit the broadest spectrum of body types. Sizes are Unisex and run true to size. Available in sizes S-XXL, while supplies last.

  • Style: Casual style graphic t-shirt
  • Size: Available in sizes S-XXL while supplies last
  • Fit: Sizes are Unisex and run true to size
  • Care: Machine wash cold
  • UPC:400069564329


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Item: TEE-202000019605
Keanu was born destined for greatness. How could he not be with a name that literally means cool breeze over the mountains in Hawaiian. His path to sainthood is reflected in his movies. It began one Sweet November when, walking along the River's Edge, he met the little Budha who told him he had The Gift. Keanu later described it as The Day the Earth Stood Still. When Little B says he was a Man of Tai Chi,  Keanu laughed and looked down and saw that he was also a Thumbsucker. This didn't faze St. Keanu. He decided to play the Devil's Advocate and asked if he'd ever seen the Neon Demon, but Little B was already gone. That encounter sparked a Chain Reaction in Keanu. He felt exposed and cold To the Bone, as if he'd spent a long winter in Siberia. His uncle Constantine invited him to stay on his farm, but Keanu told him "I Love You to Death but I'm just not Feeling Minnesota." Instead he bought The Lakehouse from his friend John Wick. Keanu loves living along the River's Edge and when he needs to clear his head, he takes a Walk in the Clouds.

Comfortable and casual style graphic t-shirt for everyday of the week! Our Graphic Tees are the perfect not-too-loose and not-too-tight crew neck. These tees are designed for him, her, or them, and fit the broadest spectrum of body types. Sizes are Unisex and run true to size. Available in sizes S-XXL, while supplies last.

  • Style: Casual style graphic t-shirt
  • Size: Available in sizes S-XXL while supplies last
  • Fit: Sizes are Unisex and run true to size
  • Care: Machine wash cold
  • UPC:400069564329


  • ID: TEE-202000019605
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  • By: Headline Shirts
  • UPC: 400069564305